England gots terrorists too now.  We be not the only ones that are hated by them terrorists.  Now they be hating on the people that are on our side.

Enough of that boring international politics stuff.  Laura is making me clean my room.  I am so angry that I decided to write about it in my blog.  I hate this and I want to run away and join a band.  Wouldn't that be awesome?  It could be like me, and Dick, and Condo, and of course we would call in some foreign power from Hussein.  We would kick ass and do some covers of Eminem.  What do you think?

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What can I say.  I got all the powers and I can't even pronounce them weapons I use.  I been listening to some Kid Rock lately.  I wish I would have had him play for my innaugaration.  He is so cool and who don't like some guy that is cool about being white trash. 

Hopefully I can save the world before I gets out of office.  If I can end gay marraige the gays will stop getting married and having gay babies and then there be no more gays.  If there be no more gays there be no more problems in the world.  I sure that if there be no more gays there be no more pollution.  I know what I be talking about. 

Later playas.

I been so busy with work and stuff.  I had to read that speach thing and they had to make me president last week.  I forget to say any mention of Iraq in my speach but that's ok.  Hopefully everyone will forget about it. 

They didn't find any WMDs in Iraq.  I knew I had forgotten somethin'.  Condolezza Rice was suppose to go there and leave them hidden in some cave or somethin'.  It's ok though.  I forgive her because Condo (that be her nickname) is so awesome.  Last week she got me a power ranger cake for my innaugaration.  I wanted to put 2 candles on it and make everybody sing for me but Laura and my dad said that was a bad idear.

"Laura and I are honored to be here. Over the past four years, America has benefited from the wise counsel of Dr. Condoleezza Rice and our family has been enriched by our friendship with this remarkable person."-George Bush

http://www.whitehouse.gov/

Everyone realizes I am a super genius.  Therefore I dominate when it is time for me and Kerry to fight about stuff.  I so am smarter than him.  I win times infinite.

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How is everybody doing.  I hope you registered to vote because I need you to be vote for me.  I'm not worried about Kerry winning.  That stupid Micheal Moore film isn't even helping him in the polls anymore. 

I want to make my own movie.  I would have me played by Frank Sinatra.  Mom says that he is dead but I know he is just pretending.

I hate this time of year.  It makes me miss my college days.  Those deliciously long lines of coke and partying all day and night.  I am happy my dad was able to buy my education.

Before I forget, FUCK YOU IF YOU AIN'T 18!  If you can't vote, I don't care.  Thanks for your time though.